My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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