You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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