You made me cry and you don't even care
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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