it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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