Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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