We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
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words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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