How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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