i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
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Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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