ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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