why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
of course. lets lasso hookers.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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