I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
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Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
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Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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