big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
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OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
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It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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