That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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