Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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