is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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