My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
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I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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