i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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