Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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