? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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