I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
So apparently I’m into choking now
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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