do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
