Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
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I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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