So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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