the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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