is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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