are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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