i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
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But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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