you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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