im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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