How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Randomize
