I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
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His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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