i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We named our party play list daddy issues
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
MIDGETS
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If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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