but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
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You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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