yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I feel like abortions should bother me more
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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