She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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