tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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