I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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