sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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