I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
This baby is an asshole
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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