id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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