so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
