All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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