She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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