PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Your mouth is God's brothel.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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