I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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