It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
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It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
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How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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