Do you still have your period?
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
she told me i tasted like america
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Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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