I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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