Already got asked if we're dating
This is not my ceiling
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
