I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I wish my penis had an off switch
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
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I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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