I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
