I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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