how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
operation harelip BJ is a go
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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