The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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