ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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