No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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