hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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