i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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