So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
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Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
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Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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