i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
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I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
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